There were totally Spartans at Ren Faire this year...just randomly walking around in short shorts. At one point, they were walking past Hearts Delight [the clothiers I worked for] and one of the girls who worked there hopped up, ran out, and smacked one of them solid on the ass before she ran back inside. He missed who it was, and showed up a bit later to say, "Hey, someone in here smacked me on the ass..." and then she did it again, and he was all, "...twice. Hel-lo."